Lucy should have run a secret phone sex business from Southfork

[Chris2]

That would have been a fun subplot. For example

Phone rings
Ellie: “Hello.” Pause. “WHAT??”
Lucy, rushing over: “Grandma , it’s for me.“ Then she takes the phone and waves Ellie off, “Hearing you talk like that makes me so hot. Tell me what you what to do to me.”
Ellie: “How straaange!”

And later, JR could have used it to make fun of her. “How‘s that phone sex business you’re running?”

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

beats the hell out of Haleyville…

bookish vixen Muriel Gillis would, of course, be the mastermind:

 

[Toni]

That would have been a fun subplot. For example

Phone rings
Ellie: “Hello.” Pause. “WHAT??”
Lucy, rushing over: “Grandma , it’s for me.“ Then she takes the phone and waves Ellie off, “Hearing you talk like that makes me so hot. Tell me what you what to do to me.”
Ellie: “How straaange!”

And later, JR could have used it to make fun of her. “How‘s that phone sex business you’re running?”

I can hear Lucy saying to the caller: "Call me Pamela! (and also Sue Ellen and Afton)" And using those terrible outfits from her model phase to turn clients on and selling tapes with her act!

"My name is...Lolita...and I´m not supposed to...play...with boys!!"​