I know I'm not allowed to mention any other episodes in the episode discussion but like Dynasty I don't have an awful lot to say so I'm going to cram everything into one review.
And speaking of speaking, there's a lot of name-dropping and pop culture references going on.
Fallon acts out a Lifetime movie when she visits Blake in jail, she's Cyrano de Bergerac (but with a better nose) and she's James "The Notebook" Garner (just with better hair). A few scenes later they accidentally recycle The Notebook reference (a missed opportunity, I think). They also do word play and other kinds of catchiness ("party like McCartey") so, basically, Fallon & Sammy Jo - they do it the most - are Karen & Jack from Will & Grace.
And then, finally, the reference that actually matters, the one that made me cheer: Blake says "dammit". That's how it works with Dynasty, if you dig deep and deep and deep enough then eventually you'll find something interesting. Grab it and never let go.
I think it happened in the Thanksgiving episode and nobody showed up but it's Thanksgiving and they all showed up anyway.
It even moves towards a moment of redemption for Adam and Cristal but then she accidentally discovers the true relationship between him and his pretty nurse, Nadia.
Blind Adam, unaware of her discovery, appears to be genuinely smitten by her kind words. I think the effect it has on the narrative is both positive and negative.
It shows Adam's (and original Adam's) insecure and schizophrenic nature but it also suggests that a few kind words could immediately overwrite their newfound vendetta. And this suggests that his anger regarding Blake's new will isn't about the will but simply about the fact that he favours Cristal.
Inheritance and money have no real meaning or power in this Dynasty remake and I think it takes a lot of "soap" out of it.
Adam doesn't like people, it's either intense love or intense hatred.
And now he's very in love with the scheming Nadia. But wait! She's working for Fallon! I didn't see that one coming.
Real-life artist Ashanti is supposed to perform during the opening of La Mirage, but like Elle Dallas aka Courtney Love in EMPIRE a few years earlier, that performance is sabotaged by means of a laced drink and a friendly smile.
The result is a little different because now a new character has the opportunity to show what's she made of, although that Empire episode also did the Lucious/Cookie swapping.
Vanessa true identity is revealed without any spectacular effects, so much for all that plotting and scheming, therefore they need a new angle for Dominique.
It all looks eerily similar to the degradation of Alexis in season 2. Greed replaced with hilarity.
Having said that, there's something sadistically fascinating and bewildering about her scene-making scene during the trial. Skank! Skank! Skank!
Should I laugh or cry? Micheal Michele looked so great as the sinister Dominique - even better than NS Alexis - she did it so naturally. Why oh why does that also have to be destroyed?
Alexis shows up too, and in a pre-insta/pre-twitter era this could have been a nice surprise. She claims to be Alexis Carrington Colby.
My lukewarm response: uhm, okay, if you say so. But it's nice that they can use original Dynasty stuff in random order.
Adam has poisoned Jeff the way it happened in the 1980s, but maybe it's the attack on Liam and the discovery thereof that feels the most similar to that scenario.
The confrontation, including a mini-flashback, looks like classic soap opera.
However, the biggest surprise for me is the effect Blake's threat has on Kirby. "Everybody wants you gone". There's something about it that makes her look more interesting and valuable (even if she isn't).
And she is going, but her destination has written Big Trouble all over it.