I've just finished reading the Hardy Boys latest adventure - 'The Hardy Boys Don't Look Back In Anger'. Due to a series of mistaken identities, Frank and Joe end up taking the place of Noel and Liam Gallagher in Oasis for their 2025 World Tour. They sing 30 year old songs totally out of tune and make offensive remarks to everyone who speaks to them whilst dressed in parkas and walk round like Bez from the Happy Mondays. Whilst on tour, the Hardys become entangled with a gang of international jewel thieves led by Damon Albarn from Blur who they arrest and hand over to the police. Damon Albarn doesn't come quietly though - he tells Oasis that they are a shite band and Oasis counter this with "We're not a shite band - Blur is the shite band" and we're better than you. Tis, tisn't, did, didn't. Anyway, Joe and Frank each receive a knighthood and a golden platinum silver disc for their new album 'Don't Look Back At A Rock & Roll Champagne Supernova'.
I won't say too much more otherwise I might spoil it for someone who might want to read it. If anyone wants to borrow my copy, just bank transfer me £20 and it's yours. I nicked it from Edgware Library anyway.
Laters.