What was your mistake today?

[Willie Oleson]

My legal team has advised me not to advise you. Sorry.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

My legal team has advised me not to advise you. Sorry.

Uh oh. Then I'm in trouble.

 

[Toni]

Eating something sweet despite being on a diet. Miss Piggy is clearly a bad influence...

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

I miscounted the weight of the big pyramid at Giza.

Turns out it's ~13 billion pounds. (While the earth is ~13 septillion pounds, making it 1 quadrillion times heavier than the pyramid).