Excuses For Being Late ?

[Biggie]

As a conduit of Jah's love, I was saving sinners from eternal damnation in the afterlife, where the Great Satan of Hades has amassed the forces of darkness that will sodomise mind body and soul of those who don't heed the word of Jah.

And the bus was late.

 

[9unfold]

Had to put a cat back in a tree.

 

[Jessie]

I was betrayed by my alarm clock.

 

[Biggie]

I lacked all motivation and the other employees make me not give a....

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

I was kidnapped by Maoist Guerrillas in Nepal and have just escaped. My flight back has been delayed.

 

[Biggie]

Badass stripper, flipped on my back, cuffed me to the bed, took my stack of fifty dollar bills.

 

[DallasFanForever]

I had an out of body experience and I couldn’t get back to my body in time

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

High winds kept my Zeppelin grounded at my Ice Fortress in Svalbard.

 

[DallasFanForever]

My GPS wasn’t working

 

[Biggie]

I was press ganged into military service.

 

[DallasFanForever]

I don’t own a phone

 

[Jessie]

I wanted to take a mental health day but later decided to come in .

 

[DallasFanForever]

It’s raining and I was afraid my hair would get wet

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Some bastard tossed me into a pool and I had to change my clothes.

 

[DallasFanForever]

Some bastard tossed me into a pool and I had to change my clothes.

That was the post of the year Michelle!!

 

[DallasFanForever]

I thought you said PM, not AM

 

[Jessie]

My cat wouldn’t let me leave blame it on covid he is use to having me at home.

 

[DallasFanForever]

I was recruited by the CIA

 

[Jessie]

1. I made it all the way to the parking lot at work before I realized I had two different shoes on. In my defense, it was stupid early and I was sleep-deprived. Had to go home to change my shoes.

 

[Biggie]

I rescued a lady from a pool, and simply had to watch her change her clothes