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[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

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It figures! If those powers work here even when she’s not, that’s pretty hard to combat. I have to respect The Enforcer for this, and that’s from one wildlife killer to another.

I was present when those powers were unleashed. She's surely return to challenge my hotness.

Uh oh. DFF calling his attorney for advice on this matter.

Let me guess, your attorney is named Jennifer Walters?

There’s that Lightning Tree again. I sure wish we could call it something different. But I guess Thunder Tree and Rain Tree really don’t sound as menacing.

I feel good about this reign. Let’s see how long this one lasts. I say 3 to 4 months at least!

Michelle is ready to stomp usurpers so it was more like two days.

 

[DallasFanForever]

I was present when those powers were unleashed. She's surely return to challenge my hotness.

I do miss the Enforcer around these parts lately! But of course she must never know that, at least not on this thread. There are no friends when it comes to this one.

Let me guess, your attorney is named Jennifer Walters?

Well, she quit after I was indicted on the iguana charges. I guess the fact that I killed something green was unacceptable. She had to resign. You would think us Hulks would stick together.

Michelle is ready to stomp usurpers so it was more like two days.

It was a short reign unfortunately. But I feel better about this one though. Michelle’s boots don’t scare me!

 

[Biggie]

You and DFF can battle it out under the Lightning Tree as I rule with Supreme Hotness with Iron Fist of Fury.

Ah Michelle The Lovely, I appreciate your comedic pontifications. Your Iron Fist Of Fury is a formidable weapon indeed, but under the Lightning Tree, I'm dressed in the robes of High Office denoting I'm the chosen one.

Seriously.... I have blazed the peace pipe all night. I'm chatted the words of Jah and she knows everything about everything!.

DFF and the Archangel's time to curtsy before me is kinda now....right?

 

[Biggie]

Not a fan of lightning as I’ve had a few close calls over the years working outside all day in stormy Florida. Is there another tree we can meet under?

Wow... Florida sound intense. Get over to B'stoke and I'll break bread with you under Jah's Herd O' Life Bush. That's a blue eyes dressed for that is reserved for people I have an affinity with. Not quite the Lighting Tree but still an accolade few have achieved. Bring snacks, we blaze up sun down 'til sun up, me... you and Jah.

 

[Long Lashes]

Move over all you pretenders to my crown !

True hotness has returned to the thread ​

I do miss the Enforcer around these parts lately! But of course she must never know that, at least not on this thread. There are no friends when it comes to this one.

Your wise and understandable words have earned you the title of being the new N2H

Have you not run out of all these selfies yet?

Not that I'm jealous of your sun-kissed golden locks. ...No I'm not. ...No, no, no. :hair:

I'll be under the Lightning Tree, looking super fabulous, should you wish to congratulate me.

I now occupy that spot under the Lightning tree.

The Lightening tree whispered in my hot-ear that it has never seen one as beautiful as I before :danc:




The hotness crown is back where it belongs ..

and I'm not letting it go

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

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Move over all you pretenders to my crown !

True hotness has returned to the thread ​

You came in the wrong door my friend. Only golden-locked hotties with crowns here.

Your wise and understandable words have earned you the title of being the new N2H

Pfft! Silly 'Lashes.

Have you not run out of all these selfies yet?

Not that I'm jealous of your sun-kissed golden locks. ...No I'm not. ...No, no, no. :hair:

You should be jealous of my sun-kissed golden locks as you have such a habit of ripping your hair out in hotness envy.

I now occupy that spot under the Lightning tree.

The Lightening tree whispered in my hot-ear that it has never seen one as beautiful as I before:danc:

Well this Lightening tree has no eyes so what does it know in the visual world?

The hotness crown is back where it belongs ..

and I'm not letting it go

You want to see what my hot muscles can do ....

... bring it!

 

[Long Lashes]

Move over N2H ... :cliff:

What hotness is this you speak of

Pfft! Silly 'Lashes.

Silly and hot, hot, hot! :danc:

Well this Lightening tree has no eyes so what does it know in the visual world?

The Lightening tree (which I stole from @Biggie ) has no need of eyes, it is all-knowing and sees everything

You want to see what my hot muscles can do ....

... bring it!

:talk:





The Hotness Crown loves my head the most

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

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Move over N2H ... :cliff:

What hotness is this you speak of

Speak? My hotness is for all the senses.

Silly and hot, hot, hot! :danc:

Now in October your hotness if dark and I see Spidery? Did those daft aliens give you extra arms for October?

I have to say this was helpful while we went shopping on our yacht trip.

The Lightening tree (which I stole from @Biggie ) has no need of eyes, it is all-knowing and sees everything

That's why it called to me first.

:talk:

Well in your current state, six or eight hands.

The Hotness Crown loves my head the most

Pfft! You must be dreaming again my friend.

 

[Long Lashes]

Pfft! As soon as my back was turned I see N2H creeped into my hot thread again

:coffeelaugh: .. I love these!

Speak? My hotness is for all the senses.

Does that include nonsense ? :laughing:

Now in October your hotness if dark and I see Spidery? Did those daft aliens give you extra arms for October?

I have to say this was helpful while we went shopping on our yacht trip.

Are you jealous of my extra arms N2H? :danc: ... don't be, my manicures now cost a fortune.

Pfft! You must be dreaming again my friend.

My natural hotness is a not a dream N2H ... it must be a nightmare for you though

.. Lol!





Just in time for Halloween

this thread belong to me again

 

[Biggie]

The Lightening tree (which I stole from @Biggie ) has no need of eyes, it is all-knowing and sees everything

That Lightning Tree is the most disloyal and dishonest magic tree I've ever had the misfortune to meet.

We've had a heated exchange of views and I'm pleased to say that the Lightning Tree has reconsidered her position RE Biggie + hottest hottie crown = only right.

That Lightning Tree..... the most honest and loyal magic tree I've ever sat under.

 

[Long Lashes]

That Lightning Tree is the most disloyal and dishonest magic tree I've ever had the misfortune to meet.

:laughing:

We've had a heated exchange of views and I'm pleased to say that the Lightning Tree has reconsidered her position RE Biggie + hottest hottie crown = only right.

Not so fast my friend




As from today I am the hottest of all hots ...

 

[DallasFanForever]

As from today I am the hottest of all hots ...

Well, your near three month reign has ended Lashes and it’s time to relinquish your crown. You had a long run and there’s nothing to be ashamed of.

But now it’s time for DFF to take the crown!

 

[Biggie]

Sir, are you being impudent?

While I was watching from a distance your labours to achieve poster of the month, I was not to distracted as to forsake and abdicate the high office that you seem to think is yours for the taking.

Rest assured that I will and must be seated as rightful incumbent. The occasion will make the coronation of King Charles look like a side show.

The burden of high office is great, I fear that no other can carry it. Think Wile E Coyote and the falling anvil....

 

[DallasFanForever]

While I was watching from a distance your labours to achieve poster of the month

You noticed? Yes, I casted all other posters aside this month in my quest to get back to the top of Post Mountain, just like I cast aside everyone in this thread to get back to Hotness greatness.

I was not to distracted as to forsake and abdicate the high office that you seem to think is yours for the taking

I always wanted to run for high office. I actually had the offer once many years ago but I turned it down. Why, you ask? Simple. Because I would’ve had to abdicate my throne as the Hottest person on Telly Talk. It would be a conflict of interest.

Rest assured that I will and must be seated as rightful incumbent

Sorry, that role is taken but I could use a Vice President if you are interested. We’d make quite the ticket!

The occasion will make the coronation of King Charles look like a side show.

This sounds like quite the festivities! I gotta say you’ve put a lot of thought into this.

The burden of high office is great

Tell me about it! At least Lashes got a three month reign. Mine was more like three days but I have a feeling that this one will be much, much longer!

 

[Long Lashes]

This thread has been yearning for my return to restore true hotness!

Yes, I casted all other posters aside this month in my quest to get back to the top of Post Mountain, just like I cast aside everyone in this thread to get back to Hotness greatness.

Time to move on

I always wanted to run for high office. I actually had the offer once many years ago but I turned it down. Why, you ask? Simple. Because I would’ve had to abdicate my throne as the Hottest person on Telly Talk. It would be a conflict of interest.

Think of it as me doing you a favour DFF :cliff:

... now you can run for high office because I AM (and will always be) the HOTTEST on TT ...

:j1::j1::j1::j1::j1:

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

I hope you all had your fun.

Thank you 'Lashes for keeping my crown warm. I wouldn't want a cold crown on my lovely locks.

 

[Long Lashes]

I hope you all had your fun.

Woah!

this can't be happening .. just after I'd pushed DFF off the cliff .. I buried this thread miles and miles away to page three.

Thank you 'Lashes for keeping my crown warm. I wouldn't want a cold crown on my lovely locks.

Oh really?




I'm sorry N2H you seem confused


as you can see the crown is still MINE.

 

[DallasFanForever]

I hope you all had your fun.

I forgot about this one. Now I gotta deal with two of them again!!

this can't be happening .. just after I'd pushed DFF off the cliff .. I buried this thread miles and miles away to page three.

The only person I’ve ever seen attempt murder, not succeed yet still brag about it. On some level I do have to respect this though.

as you can see the crown is still MINE.

I wouldn’t be so sure about that Lashes! When you pushed me off that cliff to what you thought was my death 916,052 feet below you forgot to realize that at the very bottom of that cliff was a pile of squished snails to cushion my fall.

They took me in and patched up my broken clavicle, separated shoulder, severed hip bone, dislocated knee, the contusion on my external occipital protuberance, bruised vertebrae, ruptured aorta, fractured jaw, damaged spleen, cut wrist and most importantly the boo boo on my left pinky finger.

And once that all healed I somehow climbed my way back up to the top of Hotness Mountain to retrieve my crown!!

(Actually I took the stairs cause I still couldn’t climb yet per doctor’s orders)

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Let's get this straight!

Back atop my lovely golden locks!

 

[Biggie]

Studying people instead of geometry is how this fine specimen is sentient being goes about his business.

His business is common knowledge, his business is to be seated and to be recognized by all throughout my kingdom as the chosen one rightfully have the crown placed atop my head. Let's hope that the crown can withstand my powerful mind. Biggie being seated is destiny, a destiny first whispered by throes that have lived before those that have lived before.

Ruling with a fair rod is my situation, that's why I called an Extraordinary Meeting of Kingmakers, we convened in the meadow where the wind blows free. The Material Girl forwarded a motion that Biggie was the hottest hottie ever and all the trapping were in order. The Woman In Love, Sk8er Boi and The Game Lord and The Pinball Wizard all supported the motion. All hail B.I.G right?