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[DallasFanForever]

Sir, you're too kind. I've just reviewed my comments and...yeah that was something special. The words of a man who is to be crowned I'd suggest.

Well, I’m not that kind I guess cause I just took back the crown.

Alas I fear that the pretenders to my throne will be less kind and bat it right back. The person's in question are skilled assassins and stoic in nature. Their swords are drawn

Oh yes, we do have stone cold killers on this thread. They’re very sneaky cause they’re so nice and sweet on all the other threads around here but for some reason around these parts they take no prisoners.

He who rocks the spot should wear the crown. To quote the slain microphone fiend.. "just as corrupt as a DJ should be, 50 grand and I'm the B.I.G!"

You might be the B.I.G. but you’re now minus a C.R.O.W.N.

 

[DallasFanForever]

Every morning, thirty minutes at the Speed Bag.

30 minutes? No wonder you hit so hard!

Anyone who wants to test Michelle's devastating boxing skills is welcome to enter my ring.

I must say you do take this seriously

Theft of the TT Hotness crown?

Well, I’ve learned that stealing the crown is really my only way of taking it.

I could recommend the Telly Talk Optometrist for that affliction.

I thought about that, but a visit there would only mean I would have to stop looking at my crown for a few hours and I don’t like doing that.

 

[Biggie]

You might be the B.I.G. but you’re now minus a C.R.O.W.N.

It's a B.I.G responsibility to wear the crown. The man, the moment and the need has arrived.

An angel in human form is me...I have no doubt that everyone will agree. The crown must remain atop my head along with the halo.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Michelle, the Demon Slayer is here to slay all of those who dare challenger me for my hotness crown.

 

[Long Lashes]

My fab fans who have the best taste have missed me so much,

so ...

Michelle, the Demon Slayer is here to slay all of those who dare challenger me for my hotness crown.

You slayed the Demon out of me N2H and now I'm back to being the N1H

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

This crown is atop of my lovely golden locks where it belongs.

You slayed the Demon out of me N2H and now I'm back to being the N1H

Oh 'Lashes those pesky aliens have scrambled your mind again.

 

[Long Lashes]

Oh 'Lashes those pesky aliens have scrambled your mind again.

Pfft! ...





Have no fear Santa's Lashes is here and tis' the season for me to be top hottie again!

A very happy Christmas to all my wonderful fans .....

you have the best taste!

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Pfft! ...

2024 will dawn with Michelle atop the hottness throne.

Have no fear Santa's Lashes is here and tis' the season for me to be top hottie again!

A very happy Christmas to all my wonderful fans .....

you have the best taste!

Those sparkles on your dress and EYES could give people seizures. Your alien

magic can't beat my natural hotness dear friend.

 

[Biggie]

It seem that 'tis the season had emboldened others to challenge the B.I.G for the position I rightfully hold. Sitting on the Throne is a great responsibility, my Witchdoctor assures me that his dark arts can defeat assassins in robes bejeweled in sparkles and all those who Mother Nature blessed with "natural hotness".

Ancient ciphers written by Priestesses wise beyond mortal comprehension, tells of an Adonis of Hampshire true in words and deeds being the chosen one to be seated on the throne. FYI... I'm an Adonis, and I'm in Hampshire...therefore....

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Nice try but Mother Nature dictated that Michelle the Lovely will welcome 2024 with her rightful hotness crown atop of her lovely golden locks.

 

[Long Lashes]

Blimey anyone else notice how flipping cold it is in here?





This threads needs me, ME, MEEEEEEEEEE to warm it up!

Just a quick reminder to all my wonderful fans

you can still purchase my hot 2024 Calander, candles and other over-priced tacky stuff via my HOT website.






I Will Always Be The Number One Hottest On TT

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

 

[Biggie]

Blimey anyone else notice how flipping cold it is in here?

all my wonderful fans

Might I suggest that turning off the fans will help increase the ambient temperatures. No needs to thank me, man like Biggie is here to help.

you can still purchase my hot 2024 Calander, candles and other over-priced tacky stuff via my HOT website.

I'm holding court under The Lightning this evening, the candles would prove useful... as it's gonna be all about the late night candle light magic. The calendars will be just right to use as kindling for the camp fire. The flames of eternal truth will burn bright, a beacon to in the darkest hours to let all lost souls, naysayers and pretenders to my throne now that I'm where the greatest forces in universe prescribe I be.

The responsibly is great, the burden is heavy, hieroglyphs in the tombs of pharoses speak without riddle that I'm the only one who's destiny is to wear the crown, and be seated. Seated to carry the weight of reigning over all while all look up at me in amazement and wonder.

I will be blazing up under the Lightning Tree from sun down, I expect those that have made false claims to pitch up and surrender the claims and curtsey. Then I'll forgive their folly.

 

[DallasFanForever]

Lightning Trees?
Delusional Dallas stars?
People thinking they actually have fan bases?

What is this thread coming to I ask?

It’s time for all of these wrongs to be righted. I’m back here for a lengthy reign as I’ve missed my crown.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Delusional Dallas stars?

Delusional? Put up your dukes!

It’s time for all of these wrongs to be righted. I’m back here for a lengthy reign as I’ve missed my crown.

It's time for someone, everyone to bend the knee to this hottie.

 

[Biggie]

It's time for someone, everyone to bend the knee to this hottie.

As always, I offer honest testimony. Leggy blonds in figure hugging frocks are... let's say a taste that I rather like, and than some. To satisfy my fetish, are you rocking strappy heels. Sorry I mean curiosity... about the heels

I have travelled across galaxies, battled demons malevolent in ways Satan fears. I've sat with scholars skilled at deciphering the prophecies scribed by those that have lived before and no longer walk the mortal world. I've blazed up sun down 'til sun up with wise nomads that speak with a truthful tongue. The one consistent truth gleaned from all is that I'm the chosen one. Once seated and crowned, my duty is to be amazing and bring peace to this troubled realm.

Will anyone deny the good folk of TT the everything wonderful I'll bring. I do this for the people in need. Selfless is me. As mentioned... honest testimony.

So.... the heels thing. Yay or Nay?

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

 

[DallasFanForever]

Let’s get this straight............................

DFF stands for Definitely the Forum’s hottest Forever when it concerns this thread!

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

 

[DallasFanForever]

Let’s see, everyone in the UK is sleeping and the last I saw of Michelle she was still trying to figure out where to sit at the Southfork dining room table so it appears as though the crown has returned to its rightful owner!!