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[DallasFanForever]

I hope everyone is having a nice week so far!!

(Said the hottest person on TT)

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Michelle isn't taking prisoners in 2022. I'm here to listen to terms of your surrender.

Bend the knee! Michelle is smokin' hot!

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Whoah!

... I see a lot of activity on here, time for me to claim my 2022 crown

Go back to sleep dear friend.

Maybe so, but my fans are the best

Don't they give you cheap gifts that donate away, i thought I remember you saying that. My fans give the their souls. :tv1:

Sounds marvellous

.... move over N2H or are you N3H? Lol! ... I'm back to regain my rightful place :danc:

Silly 'Lashes!

Part oceans? if you say so N2H ... but my hotness can sell a trillion calendars !

Trillions, that's a lot of trees being sacrificed for your image. Michelle has a cleaner, hotter ecological footprint.

The rightful owner of the Hottest member on TT is me, its always me ....

Rightful?!

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

I hope everyone is having a nice week so far!!

(Said the hottest person on TT)

I am with my hotness crown back atop my golden locks.

 

[Long Lashes]

Michelle isn't taking prisoners in 2022. I'm here to listen to terms of your surrender.

Pfft! :talk: ... and that hair still needs chopping off!

Bend the knee! Michelle is smokin' hot!

:laughing:

Don't they give you cheap gifts that donate away, i thought I remember you saying that.

All the shoddy, cheap, tacky gifts I have donated to charity ... see how generous I am :danc:

My fans give the their souls.

My fans give me their money, I can't buy diamonds with a soul

Silly 'Lashes!

Silliness is HOT!

Trillions, that's a lot of trees being sacrificed for your image. Michelle has a cleaner, hotter ecological footprint.

Huh? so what was your best-selling book made out of? swiss cheese?

I am with my hotness crown back atop my golden locks.

Not anymore!



I have returned and will always be the true NIH around here

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Michelle the Ever-So Lovely and Supreme Hottest has returned to see ... this... a challenger.

Pfft! :talk: ... and that hair still needs chopping off!

A hand with four fingers? You can't stifle my supreme hotness 'Lashes.

All the shoddy, cheap, tacky gifts I have donated to charity ... see how generous I am :danc:

Oh, I see. My followers are of a higher standard than those who worship you. As seen above I get rings and cigarettes from my fans. Please note too, I never smoked that cigarette, it just smolders from my intense hotness. The true power of my level of hotness.

My fans give me their money, I can't buy diamonds with a soul

As stated and seen from above, diamonds are given to me. No need for this hottie to pay for such things.

Silliness is HOT!

Did your alien so-called friends tell you that?

Huh? so what was your best-selling book made out of? swiss cheese?

Provolone! My images can't be full of holes.

Not anymore!

I have returned and will always be the true NIH around here

That is until I arrive and you are forced to bend the knee. Even you pesky alien friends can't defeat my hotness.

 

[Biggie]

Michelle the Ever-So Lovely and Supreme Hottest has returned

Ah.... Michelle, The Lovely. Just saying your name conjures up unholy thoughts that would make a sailor in the House Of The Rising Sun blush! Your return will, no doubt, please the hoi polloi which is as I have instructed.

Please note too, I never smoked that cigarette, it just smolders

It seem that you move in high society, as Bill Clinton said the same. One assumes that you coached him....

Presidents and flunkies aside, the rightful holder of the crown is me. I've deciphered the manuscripts of the ancients that are now curated in the Bodleian Library. The parchments of old speak of this moment. When "A gentleman Adonis, easy on the eye, pure of heart, shouldering the name of a slain microphone fiend, honest in words and deeds usually and about to walk to the shop to help the economy by buying more beer because the PM is a twit" is to be seated as N1H.

My Witchdoctor is nodding his agreement.

 

[DallasFanForever]

I’m really not sure what most of that meant but here’s what I do know.................

I just regained my crown as the hottest person on TT

 

[Biggie]

I’m really not sure what most of that meant but here’s what I do know.................

On a grey day in B'stoke you have gifted me a welcome reason to laugh. That post was something.... who knows! I'm pleased you read it.





You know what I'm saying here....

 

[DallasFanForever]

On a grey day in B'stoke you have gifted me a welcome reason to laugh

It may be a grey day over there but trust me when I tell you it’s a very sunny day in South Florida, as it always is due to my hotness keeping everything nice and warm.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

All I have to say to these feeble attempts to take my rightful Hotness Crown from by lovely golden locks is ...

Pfft!
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[Long Lashes]

All I have to say to these feeble attempts to take my rightful Hotness Crown from by lovely golden locks is ...

Golden Locks? :hair: .... no, I'm not definitely jealous.



Anyway, I'm here again and no matter how much you all try .... I will always be the N1H on TT :danc:





Before I go, I have a special message for all my fans.

Valentines day is around the corner, please send all expensive gifts to my usual address xx

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Mirror(s), mirror(s) on the wall, who is the supreme hottest of them all? Michelle The Ever So Lovely of course.

Golden Locks? :hair: .... no, I'm not definitely jealous.

Who don't just love golden sun-kissed golden locks? BTW 'Lashes, pulling your hair isn't hot.

Anyway, I'm here again and no matter how much you all try .... I will always be the N1H on TT :danc:

As if! :bump:

Before I go, I have a special message for all my fans.

Valentines day is around the corner, please send all expensive gifts to my usual address xx

LOL on your need to solicit gifts for Valentine's Day. When you are at my level of hottest, the highest, gifts come from without solicitation, I let my admirers do the work in contacting me.

 

[Long Lashes]

Mirror(s), mirror(s) on the wall, who is the supreme hottest of them all? Michelle The Ever So Lovely of course.

Pfft! :hair: ... not jealous!!!

BTW 'Lashes, pulling your hair isn't hot.

I know, its terrible and only happens when I'm around your sun-kissed golden locks N2H

LOL on your need to solicit gifts for Valentine's Day.

... I just like to give my generous fans a gentle and hot reminder, that's all.

When you are at my level of hottest, the highest, gifts come from without solicitation, I let my admirers do the work in contacting me.

Do you have a very long wait?




Don't forget Valentines day is just around the corner and I'm currently accepting all gifts

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Another monument to my ever lasting and ever supreme hotness.

Pfft! :hair: ... not jealous!!!

I hope your alien friends

can help restore that hair loss due to hotness jealousy.

I know, its terrible and only happens when I'm around your sun-kissed golden locks N2H

My highest level of hotness has that effect. I should be grateful that my incredible hotness doesn't trigger your lash-outs, but that may be coming.

... I just like to give my generous fans a gentle and hot reminder, that's all.

Lucky for me I don't need to remind my legions of devoted worshipers about Valentine's Day acts of homage.

Do you have a very long wait?

Never dear 'Lashes, never.

Don't forget Valentines day is just around the corner and I'm currently accepting all gifts

I'm sure you are. Need I ask what are you plans for all these so-called gifts?

 

[DallasFanForever]

Now I just can’t believe that no one posted on this thread on Valentine’s Day of all days!!

Perhaps you’ve all finally accepted the fact that DFF is N1H around here?

Not tooting my own horn of course but I did get flowers yesterday. Well, actually I only got one flower and it was from a customer and it made me sneeze all over the place because I’m semi allergic but I got a flower nonetheless and so that qualifies for me taking the crown on this thread now.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Lots of hugs and kisses for Michelle on Valentines Day.

Now I just can’t believe that no one posted on this thread on Valentine’s Day of all days!!

Why would they? Some things in life are just givens ... such as I'm the top Valentine of Hotness.

Perhaps you’ve all finally accepted the fact that DFF is N1H around here?

Pfft!

Not tooting my own horn of course but I did get flowers yesterday. Well, actually I only got one flower and it was from a customer and it made me sneeze all over the place because I’m semi allergic but I got a flower nonetheless and so that qualifies for me taking the crown on this thread now.

That is nice, very kind indeed!

My flowers are connected to living plants, no dead flowers for this hottie.

 

[Biggie]

Why would they? Some things in life are just givens ... such as I'm the top Valentine of Hotness.

Ah Michelle The Lovely, I can't help but notice that you are packing one hot rack! I know that it's the act of a cad to take a good look at a lady in a state of semi dress... But the deed is done, and done again, and done again.

DFF makes bold claim about being NIH, you make uber claims the in all good consciousness I can't repeat, I fear doing so will lead to global unrest.

The conduit of Jah, the peace loving reformed sinner, the gentleman Adonis that has nothing but love for everyone everywhere, the brother that has travelled the badland, the man that has never called anyone a bad name unless they had it coming, the eloquent and well heeled fellow, the rightful holder of N1H title... That'll be ME is here as foretold in the Wow signal.

Now that we are all aware that I sit on the throne, so to speak, I will of course grant an audience to those who wish to raise a challenge, and then promptly dismiss it. I hold court under the Lightning Tree, sun down 'til sun up.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Ah Michelle The Lovely, I can't help but notice that you are packing one hot rack! I know that it's the act of a cad to take a good look at a lady in a state of semi dress... But the deed is done, and done again, and done again.

Then I'm sure I could sell you a Lamborghini.

Note my necklace and bracelets are gold to match my golden locks and crown of hotness.

 

[Biggie]

Ah Michelle The Lovely. i know that you will be shocked, but I'm a colossal pervert. My appreciation for your help to feed my proclivities are sincerely offered. I'm curious... were you wearing strappy heels? If so I'll take two fly rides.

But... need to know... my name is spoken in every Cathouse, by every brass in respectful tone. If you every find yourself looking for work...come and see me. I'll be sitting on the TT throne as N1H. The United Federation Of Street Walkers elected me to the position recently, during their AGM, under the Lightning Tree, just before dawn.

Everyone knows that Working Girls know 'bout this type of thing. The hookers also said that your locks golden colour came from a bottle! MTL... eh? A bottle?

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Ah Michelle The Lovely. i know that you will be shocked, but I'm a colossal pervert. My appreciation for your help to feed my proclivities are sincerely offered. I'm curious... were you wearing strappy heels? If so I'll take two fly rides.

But... need to know... my name is spoken in every Cathouse, by every brass in respectful tone. If you every find yourself looking for work...come and see me. I'll be sitting on the TT throne as N1H. The United Federation Of Street Walkers elected me to the position recently, during their AGM, under the Lightning Tree, just before dawn.

Everyone knows that Working Girls know 'bout this type of thing. The hookers also said that your locks golden colour came from a bottle! MTL... eh? A bottle?

Michelle is to be admired from afar. My supreme hotness is not for sale by any flesh peddlers, fact. The only work I do on this thread is to combat any usurpers that come to challenge my crown.