SCBB House The Kitchen

[Laquisha Tramell]

Sorry dinner is a little late tonight guys but I was having a massage.

Chicken Ceasar Salad with some homemade bread on the side.

 

[Laquisha Tramell]

I'm gonna make myself some toast followed by a digestive biscuit!

anyone else want some?

Sounds lovely Shannon but dinner is served. Go on have some salad and bread. You must be starving.

 

[Aris Totallos]

You must be starving

Me too. I think I've lost 5000 calories today. I have no idea why.

 

[Laquisha Tramell]

Me too. I think I've lost 5000 calories today. I have no idea why.

Me either. Why don't you just eat and shut up.

 

[Aris Totallos]

Why don't you just eat and shut up

Is that an order? Wrong thread!

 

[Aris Totallos]

Please remain calm and leave the kitchen immediately via the back arrow or one of the forum links at the top of the page!
The fire department has been notified.
Attention! This is not a test! Leave the kitchen immediately!

 

[Laquisha Tramell]

What the hell happened in here?? I left you eating a salad for christ sake! Look at the state of this place!

 

[Angela Channing]

I'll bring some wine around. I think spirits need lifting after your fire. It brings back memories for me of when I thought we lost Julia in a fire.

 

[Aris Totallos]

What the hell happened in here??

I don't know! It was the first time I entered the kitchen, and suddenly there was smoke everywhere!
Luckily I was there so I could sound the alarm! Remember who saved your life!!
Eventhough I was perfectly all right, the firemen thought it was necessary to hose me down. They took turns hosing me, eventhough I kept saying I'm OK, I'm fine.
Bastards!

The whole thing smells like an evil plot to get rid of me. This is not the end of it!!

 

[Laquisha Tramell]

I'm glad you're ok Aris. Did they say how it started? All I know is I baked the chicken, the croutons and the bread ahead of time. Before I even had my massage. The oven had been off for hours. Someone obviously took it upon themselves to make some kind of dessert later on.

 

[Shannon]

OMG!!

I missed the firemen!!

 

[Aris Totallos]

They were too busy targeting an innocent housemate, who also happens to be the real hero in this story: me!
It is plain to see for everyone that Charles is just trying to steal my thunder.

 

[Charles Kingsfield]

They were too busy targeting an innocent housemate, who also happens to be the real hero in this story: me!
It is plain to see for everyone that Charles is just trying to steal my thunder.

I'm not interested in thunder. If you want to take all the credit, it's yours. I'm just glad everyone came out of it ok.

 

[Laquisha Tramell]

Look it doesn't matter who caused it or who put it out. All that matters is that everyone is ok, in time for tonight's live eviction.

 

[Charles Kingsfield]

Miss @Shannon ...cough... I would like to thank you for taking care of me when I was suffering from smoke inhalation, it was most appreciated. I'm feeling quite a lot better now...cough... although not yet 100%.

 

[Shannon]

Miss @Shannon ...cough... I would like to thank you for taking care of me when I was suffering from smoke inhalation, it was most appreciated.

you're welcome Charles, it was good for me to have someone to practice on!

glad to hear you're feeling better today!

did the'Sparkly Oracle' inhalation help?

 

[Charles Kingsfield]

did the'Sparkly Oracle' inhalation help?

Yes, it cleared a few cobwebs from my respiratory system.

 

[Laquisha Tramell]

Hi guys. Hope you all didn't miss me too much. I decided to spend the day in bed. Far too many cocktails last night. Plus the weekends always seem to be action packed in here. It takes me a day to recover.

 

[Shannon]

Hi guys. Hope you all didn't miss me too much.

we decided to keep quiet and let you sleep it off Laquisha!

strewth girl! you know how to party!

 

[Laquisha Tramell]

we decided to keep quiet and let you sleep it off Laquisha!

strewth girl! you know how to party!

I end up paying for it the next day though! I'm not getting any younger. Last thing I remember was demanding more cocktails and nobody replying.