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Don't eat ground beef.
Some say that we're all cannibals, and that the meat supply is tainted which huge amounts of human flesh. Avoid burgers and ground beef, and probably sausage, altogether.
It's how they get rid of extra people, including all the scores of ritual child murder victims.
Is any of that true? Who knows -- but given all the news that's come out, it's not beyond the realm of possibility.
This used to be funny:
Some say that we're all cannibals, and that the meat supply is tainted which huge amounts of human flesh. Avoid burgers and ground beef, and probably sausage, altogether.
It's how they get rid of extra people, including all the scores of ritual child murder victims.
Is any of that true? Who knows -- but given all the news that's come out, it's not beyond the realm of possibility.
This used to be funny: