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Like why does the J. Jonah Jameson of the main MCU look exactly like the one in Sam Raimy’s world, when the Peter Parkers look so very different? And if two characters can look identical in different universes, are we certain that this is the same Matt Murdock as the one we met in The Defenders Saga?
I'd like to think someone, even if just the MCU brain trust, has answers to this, but I also suspect no one does. Why do the alternate versions of Dr. Strange and Wanda look the same, but we have such different looking Peter Parkers? Are alternate timelines and parallel universes the same thing, or are there an infinite number of universes each with an infinite number of timelines? The Multiverse is just an inherently messy concept that it would help of the folks creating it had some clarity of vision; they clearly do not. Stuff is just getting thrown on screen, even if that stuff is fun (the return of Tobey and Andrew).
Spider-Men
As names, the plural is probably Spider-Mans
In fact of the three, his is the Peter that has the most solid arc in this film as we see him working out his grief over Gwen’s death and even having a cathartic moment where he is put in a similar situation with a happier outcome.
One of the nice things about NWH is how it redeemed earlier stories. Not only did Andrew's Spider-Man earn some closure, lost by the abandonment of this third film, but NWH also did a good job with proper endings for the villains. One of the less pleasant aspects of earlier generations of super-hero movies is how the villain almost always died a the end, starting with Joker in '89 BATMAN. NWH's point of not letting people die, even if they're villains, is a much more appropriate to super-heroes.
Seeing the return of these two Peters did reaffirm that Tom Holland is my least-favourite Spidey actor. I want to like him, but I find myself torn. He's a good actor. He looks right. I like the tone of the films. But he still mostly irritates me and I still view him as a necessary evil to be tolerated.
Tom remains, by a wide margin, my favorite of the three but with a big caveat. I think Tobey and Andrew performed as well as they could given that they were both badly miscast. At 27 and 29 in their first outings, they were both far too old. I thought Tobey made a good enough Peter Parker, even if he came across a bit like the boy-next-door pushing middle age in both identities. Andrew brought more energy and humor to Spider-Man, but I couldn't get past a nearly 30 year old playing a high schooler. Tom, in contrast, was ideal both physically and in age. His Spider-Man is appropriately lithe and athletic, as well as energetic and humorous. The drawback is that there isn't a big enough difference between his Spider-Man and his Peter Parker. A key component of the character is that Parker's true personality emerges when he puts on the mask; a precursor to internet anonymity. But even with six MCU appearances, we've yet to see a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man adventure. He's always involved in international, inter-dimensional, or inter-universal conflicts which would explain why he's always so hyper and over-awed.
How old is Holland's Peter meant to be, anyway? He’s applying for college which I’d have thought puts him at around 18 or 19. But the official MCU Timeline puts this film exactly eight years after Homecoming in which I’m pretty sure he was said to be 15. That would make him 23, which is just a year or two younger than Holland himself. But he still plays him like a 14 year old.
He was Blipped. While those who remained aged 5 years, everyone who was dusted by Thanos' snap came back the same age. I believe both Ned & MJ were also Blipped, which is why they're the same age as Peter. As someone heading into college, he's likely 17-18 when we last saw him.
it could have, but it did get me thinking: did the MCU’s Peter have an Uncle Ben?
I don't believe Ben has ever been directly mentioned, but in his first appearance Peter said this: “When you can do the things that I can, but you don't and then the bad things happen they happen because of you.” That's usually interpreted as a reference to his failure to save Ben, but there's been nothing on screen to confirm or refute that.
That final scene featured Spider-Man in what seems to be the most comic-accurate costume yet seen felt especially joyous.
The end of the film left me optimistic that we're finally see a "true" Spider-Man movie, stripped of his Stark gadgets, Avengers association and even previously established supporting cast. Of course, the way the MCU has been going ...
I’m not sure when my next MCU film will come along, but since it’s Thor: Love & Thunder, there’s no rush as far as I’m concerned.
My interest in the MCU has almost entirely dried up. Most of the last projects I watched were disappointing to bad, and I've been skipping more than I've watched. I have some optimism for DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE, even if it's just more of the Multiverse stuff that I'm already weary of and I'm skeptical that Deadpool will be a good fit in the MCU.