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[DallasFanForever]

Let's get this straight!

Back atop my lovely golden locks!

Oh, it’s so hard for me to take the crown away from someone whom I adored watching in those final years of Dallas, but even the Lovely Michelle Stevens won’t stop me from putting it right back on top of my lock-less head!!

Studying people instead of geometry is how this fine specimen is sentient being goes about his business.

Maybe you should be studying the fact that you’ve been replaced my friend

Biggie being seated is destiny, a destiny first whispered by throes that have lived before those that have lived before.

If you want to be seated, then be seated at my coronation

Ruling with a fair rod is my situation, that's why I called an Extraordinary Meeting of Kingmakers, we convened in the meadow where the wind blows free

Why the meadow? What happened to the lightning tree? I’m confused.

The Material Girl forwarded a motion that Biggie was the hottest hottie ever and all the trapping were in order.

Being one of her dearest fans ever, The Material Girl knows better than to go against DFF. I’m very hurt by her actions. This hurts even more than Lashes throwing me off that cliff.

So the crown is once again mine and atop my precious head.

(Well, actually I have to hold it in my hand cause I still get migraines from the fall)

 

[Biggie]

Maybe you should be studying the fact that you’ve been replaced my friend

Sir, ever the scholar is Biggie, and in my mathematical calculations I have factored in the "replacement variable" and crunched the numbers then increased the Biggie value 50 fold, added Biggie to the power of "X + X", subtracted the claims of others and the answer is... 100% Biggie. My study of people yielded the same result. This is empirical data driven, unlike the study of geometry where the data is pulled out of thin air as they go.

If you want to be seated, then be seated at my coronation

I had a similar chat with King Charles. Come my coronation, I'll seat you next to HRH Charles III. Both of you can trade tales of my magnificence in words and deeds.

Being one of her dearest fans ever, The Material Girl knows better than to go against DFF. I’m very hurt by her actions. This hurts even more than Lashes throwing me off that cliff.

The decision taken by The Material Girl weighed heavy on her mind as Dita, Our Mistress For Tonight knows that DFF is dear fan. But Bitch, I'm Madonna opened up her heart, got into the groove, didn't get hung up and the ray of light shone on B.I.G. as is expected, and we all lived to tell DFF that we love New York, even if some are miles away. Ms Ciccone knows who rocks the spot... Biggie!

Why the meadow? What happened to the lightning tree? I’m confused.

My bad, I will fall on my sword if you command me to, but I hope that you will accept my humble words as settlement of the debt of confusion, I debt I have accrued with many others.

When my solar orbits were calculated in single digit numbers, a TV show called Follyfoot Farm was on the air, and I recall that the opening theme was just "wow" to a Júnior Biggie. As time went by the theme song stayed with me, not knowing anything more than it being an opening theme. Jump to 2007 when Big Sister bought me my first laptop for Christmas. I stumbled across Youtube and slowly began to see its potential. Jump to circa 2009 and bouncing around YouTube I came across 80's TV opening themes. What popped into my head was Follyfoot Farm, searched it and found it. Loved hearing the song again after more than 20 years. In the suggestions was The Settlers "Follyfoot". Disco down, I found it, an absolute favorite of mine. I like the idea of a Lighting Tree, the opening lyrics are "Down in the meadow where the wind blows free, in the middle of the field stands a Lighting Tree"

I've called out before for quoting or taking a snippet of lyric and bending it to my considerations, but if the recipient of the message can't reference it...
That's how I found myself under the Lighting Tree, "doing the do"! (Betty Boo). Sir... I do believe that after this WTF was all that.... post. My position as superhot superstar is assured!

 

[DallasFanForever]

Sir, ever the scholar is Biggie, and in my mathematical calculations I have factored in the "replacement variable" and crunched the numbers then increased the Biggie value 50 fold, added Biggie to the power of "X + X", subtracted the claims of others and the answer is... 100% Biggie. My study of people yielded the same result. This is empirical data driven, unlike the study of geometry where the data is pulled out of thin air as they go.

I see you’ve really put a lot of thought into this! I didn’t even know we had a formula to calculate hotness.

I had a similar chat with King Charles. Come my coronation, I'll seat you next to HRH Charles III. Both of you can trade tales of my magnificence in words and deeds.

Thank you but I think you’re a little confused cause I’ll be the one up onstage front and center

Madonna opened up her heart, got into the groove, didn't get hung up and the ray of light shone on B.I.G. as is expected,

I’m still hurt by her actions. Here I was thinking I was the only one The Material Girl ever loved.

She used to call me and say DFF I’m just crazy for you (sorry),

but I guess if she loves you more than you should take a bow (oops).

She has definitely upset me now and crossed over the borderline (oh boy) as far as I’m concerned.

It’s okay Material Girl, I will remember (Yikes)

and we all lived to tell DFF that we love New York, even if some are miles away.

Well, you mentioned New York and that always cheers me up

My bad, I will fall on my sword if you command me to, but I hope that you will accept my humble words as settlement of the debt of confusion, I debt I have accrued with many others.

When my solar orbits were calculated in single digit numbers, a TV show called Follyfoot Farm was on the air, and I recall that the opening theme was just "wow" to a Júnior Biggie. As time went by the theme song stayed with me, not knowing anything more than it being an opening theme. Jump to 2007 when Big Sister bought me my first laptop for Christmas. I stumbled across Youtube and slowly began to see its potential. Jump to circa 2009 and bouncing around YouTube I came across 80's TV opening themes. What popped into my head was Follyfoot Farm, searched it and found it. Loved hearing the song again after more than 20 years. In the suggestions was The Settlers "Follyfoot". Disco down, I found it, an absolute favorite of mine. I like the idea of a Lighting Tree, the opening lyrics are "Down in the meadow where the wind blows free, in the middle of the field stands a Lighting Tree"

And while you were typing all of this you failed to pay attention to the fact that I so easily stole your crown and put it back where it belongs, right on top of my head and making me the Hottest person in this material world.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Keep dreaming everyone. Hottness has return in all her glory.

 

[Biggie]

She has definitely upset me now and crossed over the borderline (oh boy) as far as I’m concerned.

4 minutes ago M said that she was crazy for you and her love for DFF just gets deeper and deeper. But, seriously big time for real everybody knows that I'm the one who's destiny is foretold by the scholar of bygone times. That destiny is to be crowned as "Hottie Everlasting" this is no bedtime story.

while you were typing all of this you failed to pay attention to the fact that

You called it right DFf, while I was typing all that...God only knows what and why! I was indeed caught up in matters nostalgic in nature but still relevant in the here and now.

Rest assured dear friends... I have returned from the walk down memory lane to embrace my destiny, Gasim's was to die in the desert while mine is to reign over all. Se...ri...ously!

 

[DallasFanForever]

Keep dreaming everyone. Hottness has return in all her glory.

Hotness has returned? Funny, that doesn’t look like a picture of me.

4 minutes ago M said that she was crazy for you and her love for DFF just gets deeper and deeper.

Well, it’s really the least she can say considering I made her career what it is by buying every album she ever made.

But, seriously big time for real everybody knows that I'm the one who's destiny is foretold by the scholar of bygone times.

You got that one right cause your time is definitely bygone now

, Gasim's was to die in the desert while mine is to reign over all

It’s too bad this Gasim is dead cause I was sending you out to the desert as well. You could’ve had someone to talk to out there.


The crown has been like a hot potato around here lately. But now it’s back where it belongs.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Hotness has returned? Funny, that doesn’t look like a picture of me.

Indeed, it does not!

 

[Biggie]

Fanfare please...as I rightful wearer of the crown has returned from noble questing in defence of this realm, the realm that I have will and must reign over. The times upon us are troubled indeed. Behind every username there are assassin looking to draw their dagger to draw blood from the chosen one, that'll be me FYI. Infamy Infamy....they've all got it in for me.

An amnesty is offered to those that lay false claims to the crown. Get over to the Lightning Tree and we'll blaze up the peace pipe 'til dawn. When the sun is rising you can apologise for trying to unseat the man who rocks the spot.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

I'm so HOT I can make cigarettes smolder in my fingers. No need to pollute my lovely pink lungs.

Bend the knee or you shall smolder as well.

 

[DallasFanForever]

Fanfare please...as I rightful wearer of the crown has returned from noble questing in defence of this realm, the realm that I have will and must reign over

That’s quite an entrance, I gotta say.

The times upon us are troubled indeed

You got that right

Behind every username there are assassin looking to draw their dagger to draw blood from the chosen one,

Yes, I’ve noticed this on the Dallas threads

that'll be me FYI.

Oh, sorry I thought you were talking about me there

Infamy Infamy....they've all got it in for me.

Join the club. It’s not easy wearing the crown, I know

Get over to the Lightning Tree and we'll blaze up the peace pipe 'til dawn. When the sun is rising you can apologise for trying to unseat the man who rocks the spot.

Let’s get this straight. There will be no peace and there will be no apology for taking back my crown and putting it back upon my, well, let’s say head of very short locks.

Bend the knee or you shall smolder as well.

Unfortunately for you my knees no longer bend the way they used to, and that’s due to a multitude of reasons. Between the delusion of thinking I was still an athlete long after my prime, a physically demanding job and an attempted murder at the hands of Lashes, I won’t (well, more like can’t) bend to anyone on this thread.

So I accept back my crown on behalf of all my loyal followers if I have any!

 

[DallasFanForever]

It’s been eight days now and DFF is still wearing the crown.

Perhaps everyone else is ready to accept defeat? Perhaps you are all ready to wave the white flag?
Perhaps my hotness has intimidated you to the point where you are now afraid of me?
Perhaps you all have lives outside of Telly Talk?

Whatever the reason, my reign continues!! And tomorrow will be nine days, and the next day ten, and so on and so forth.

Call it destiny, call it fate, call it my birthright, call it whatever you like, but this is a celebration today. For DFF has overcome all obstacles on this thread to get where he is. Slaps across the face from severely jealous Dallas characters, attempted murder via being thrown face first off a cliff, corrupt wizards, evil witches, a lightning tree falling on me, DFF has survived it all on this thread.

I have earned my crown, and I won’t let it go ever again!!

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

I'll give you more space for "crowns" if you'll keep it up with these shenanigans and attempts to fort my rightful place as TT hottest.

 

[Long Lashes]

For DFF has overcome all obstacles on this thread to get where he is. Slaps across the face from severely jealous Dallas characters, attempted murder via being thrown face first off a cliff, corrupt wizards, evil witches, a lightning tree falling on me, DFF has survived it all on this thread.

I'll give you more space for "crowns" if you'll keep it up with these shenanigans and attempts to fort my rightful place as TT hottest.

:Clol:




I have a message for my millions of world-wide fans ....

... and for good



I need to put a stop to the mischief from other competitors on my Hot Thread...

enter here to take my crown if you dare! :danc:

 

[Biggie]

enter here to take my crown if you dare!

I will enter and vanquish all pretenders to the crown that must sit atop Biggies dome, as the hieroglyphs in King Tutankhamun final resting place attest to.
Tut and I are understanding souls and will forgive the lost folk with big ideas of unseating me.

Long Lashes, because I have nothing but respect for you and your crazy crown stealing ways, I'll close down you ideas 'bout my crown in verse.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

I dare you 'Lashes! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!! I even triple dog dare you!

​

 

[Long Lashes]

Long Lashes, because I have nothing but respect for you and your crazy crown stealing ways, I'll close down you ideas 'bout my crown in verse.

MY crown @Biggie

I dare you 'Lashes! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!! I even triple dog dare you!

How dare you dare me! no one dares me, ever!

​

Michelle looks extra hot here, I'm not going to admit I said this





I'm back where I belong as the ultimate N1H on TT and here I will stay ...

Shoo! to you contenders ! .:danc:

 

[Biggie]

I'm back where I belong as the ultimate N1H on TT and here I will stay ..

Long Lashes, I'm informed by my street corner shaman that the Dead Sea scrolls prophesies that a guy, honest in words and deeds, blessed with kindness and welcoming to all wary travelers and Nomads passing with oral history passed down through generations that speak about a man like Biggie being the rightful person to be crowned.

My back alley soothsayer is certain that his visions of times to come show that my reign will a total success. Will you deny the people of the realm my wonderful everything?

 

[DallasFanForever]

I'll give you more space for "crowns" if you'll keep it up with these shenanigans and attempts to fort my rightful place as TT hottest.

I know things are getting serious on this thread when Michelle starts looking for a fight so DFF will have to proceed with extreme caution. My injuries from the previous page of this thread have finally all healed and I really don’t want to end up back in the TT walk-in clinic this soon. Nonetheless, I’m here in search of my crown again.

I have a message for my millions of world-wide fans ....

... and for good

I think you meant to say you’re back but not for long my friend?

I need to put a stop to the mischief from other competitors on my Hot Thread...

I know what you mean! I have the same problem around here.

will enter and vanquish all pretenders to the crown that must sit atop Biggies dome, as the hieroglyphs in King Tutankhamun final resting place attest to.
Tut and I are understanding souls and will forgive the lost folk with big ideas of unseating me.

This is pretty good I gotta say! I didn’t know you knew Tut. Nice to hear he’s a forgiving soul considering what goes on with this thread.

I dare you 'Lashes! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!! I even triple dog dare you!

You shouldn’t have been concentrating so much on Lashes cause I just stole your crown while you weren’t looking my friend.

How dare you dare me! no one dares me, ever!

There does seem to be a lot of boxing on this thread lately. But DFF is not afraid of fists, for he actually did some boxing when he was younger.

(Not professionally though. Never got that far. It was only one fight and, well, let’s say it didn’t go very well and I had to promise I’d never do it again, and quite honestly I barely even remember the fight itself cause from what I’m told apparently I was sleeping through most of it so you get the point).

Michelle looks extra hot here, I'm not going to admit I said this

Bla bla bla. Michelle’s beauty doesn’t phase me here.

I'm back where I belong as the ultimate N1H on TT and here I will stay ...

I hate pointing out others typos but that should be N2H my friend, sorry. It helps to proofread before you hit send.

I'm informed by my street corner shaman that the Dead Sea scrolls prophesies that a guy, honest in words and deeds, blessed with kindness and welcoming to all wary travelers and Nomads passing with oral history passed down through generations that speak about a man like Biggie being the rightful person to be crowned.

My back alley soothsayer is certain that his visions of times to come show that my reign will a total success. Will you deny the people of the realm my wonderful everything?

You may deserve the crown after typing all of that. I had to take my crown off just to read it.

 

[Biggie]

You may deserve the crown after typing all of that. I had to take my crown off just to read it.

Sir, you're too kind. I've just reviewed my comments and...yeah that was something special. The words of a man who is to be crowned I'd suggest.

Alas I fear that the pretenders to my throne will be less kind and bat it right back. The person's in question are skilled assassins and stoic in nature. Their swords are drawn.

He who rocks the spot should wear the crown. To quote the slain microphone fiend.. "just as corrupt as a DJ should be, 50 grand and I'm the B.I.G!"

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

I know things are getting serious on this thread when Michelle starts looking for a fight so DFF will have to proceed with extreme caution. My injuries from the previous page of this thread have finally all healed and I really don’t want to end up back in the TT walk-in clinic this soon. Nonetheless, I’m here in search of my crown again.

Every morning, thirty minutes at the Speed Bag. Anyone who wants to test Michelle's devastating boxing skills is welcome to enter my ring.

You shouldn’t have been concentrating so much on Lashes cause I just stole your crown while you weren’t looking my friend.

Theft of the TT Hotness crown?

Bla bla bla. Michelle’s beauty doesn’t phase me here.

I could recommend the Telly Talk Optometrist for that affliction.