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[Long Lashes]

I turn my back for 2 minutes and you all try to steal my crown



Back where I belong as the one and only NIH on TT!

I will leave you all to compete for the N2H, N3H and N4H titles :danc:

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Oh it's so good to see you again dear 'Lashes. It gives me no better pleasure then to knock you off of my throne and to reclaim MY rightful hotness crown.

BTW, why are you holding a Colombian flag? Have you been banished from England? No, don't tell me that you and Enrique are on holiday.

 

[Long Lashes]

Oh it's so good to see you again dear 'Lashes.

:hb:

It gives me no better pleasure then to knock you off of my throne and to reclaim MY rightful hotness crown.

Pfft! ... you may try my friend, but you will forever be N2H :danc:

BTW, why are you holding a Colombian flag? Have you been banished from England?

... trust you to notice that..Lol! I thought I might've got away with it, but you have x-ray vision! :Clol:

No, don't tell me that you and Enrique are on holiday

Not exactly, no. I was on holiday with my Aiden Turner

.. just don't tell Enrique he's the jealous type

oh and don't tell Mr L either




Once again! Back where I belong ..

:byebye:

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Try as you might, you will never win against me ...

Pfft! ... you may try my friend, but you will forever be N2H :danc:

Pfft! :love: I'll be sweeping your N2H talk away.

... trust you to notice that..Lol! I thought I might've got away with it, but you have x-ray vision! :Clol:

I thought my sight was getting better. X-ray vision isn't all what it's cracked out to be.

Not exactly, no. I was on holiday with my Aiden Turner

.. just don't tell Enrique he's the jealous type

oh and don't tell Mr L either

Oh another fan? Poor Mr L, if he only knew. Do you alien friends know?

Once again! Back where I belong ..

:byebye:

Oh, I see you went back to dark locks again and it's not even Halloween. An arm tattoo as well. Is that a new fashion trend? I wonder what it says?

 

[Long Lashes]

Try as you might, you will never win against me ...

Oh yes I will..... :cliff:

Oh wow! that's a fab picture

Is it photoshopped?

Pfft! :love: I'll be sweeping your N2H talk away.

And I'm sweeping it back N2H .. :love:

Oh another fan? Poor Mr L, if he only knew. Do you alien friends know?

My Aliens know EVERYTHING about me.

Oh, I see you went back to dark locks again

Back to blonde again today ...

An arm tattoo as well.

Really? I didn't even notice

I wonder what it says?

Ooo your eyes are not as good as I thought . If you look carefully at my tattoo below, you will see it says...

N1H FOREVER

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

".... just take this card and get in line."

Oh yes I will..... :cliff:

Pfft!

Oh wow! that's a fab picture

Is it photoshopped?

Photoshop? Michelle would never stoop to the digital world to win such an easy contest.

And I'm sweeping it back N2H .. :love:

You can take that broom ...... and hop on it and fly out of here with your N2H talk dear 'Lashes.

My Aliens know EVERYTHING about me.

I'm sure they do.

BTW, when are they returning. Your powers may need a tune-up.

Back to blonde again today ...

You have me confused with your ever changing hair colour. With me it's always natural golden locks.

Really? I didn't even notice

Then who put it onto you, your alien friends?

Ooo your eyes are not as good as I thought . If you look carefully at my tattoo below, you will see it says...

N1H FOREVER

Pfft! We'll see if it remains on you after a lash-out. The 'Lashes to Enforcer to 'Lashes process is like restarting a malfunctioning computer. All of your alien fashion trends seem to go away during that process.

 

[Long Lashes]

For almost a whole month N2H you have held this thread ...

But, now its time for the rightful owner to return and I'm back!

".... just take this card and get in line."

Ooo a new hair-do! very, very nice, it suits you.

Very fitting for a N2H

Photoshop? Michelle would never stoop to the digital world to win such an easy contest.

If you say so N2H, if you say so

You can take that broom ...... and hop on it and fly out of here with your N2H talk dear 'Lashes.

:laughing:

I'm sure they do.

BTW, when are they returning. Your powers may need a tune-up.

The latest new is, they will visit me in the summer (they hate cold weather). I'm hoping they have invented some more fashion trends for me, I need to be on the ball with you aiming for my hottest status position :danc:

 

[Biggie]

Hold up....

The Voynich manuscript proficiencies the arrival of the undisputed holder of this great office of state.

Scholars, Medicine Men, and witches that are skilled in the dark arts of throwing hex have deciphered the writing of the ancients and their considered findings are quite clear.

The manuscript foretold that a humble sinner, now reformed again, a gentleman adonis, and an all round good egg who's journey ends by being seated as the N1H.

I'm the person that the ancients speak of in their manuscript. The ancients know about this sort of thing!

Peace out!

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

For almost a whole month N2H you have held this thread ...

I hope you enjoyed your very brief reign whilst I was away .... working on freeing our yacht from dock. BTW, my incredible hotness got the job done in this mission.

But, now its time for the rightful owner to return and I'm back!

Are you talking the mirror again?

Ooo a new hair-do! very, very nice, it suits you.

Very fitting for a N2H

The latest new is, they will visit me in the summer (they hate cold weather). I'm hoping they have invented some more fashion trends for me, I need to be on the ball with you aiming for my hottest status position :danc:

You certainly have to be to even attempt to be in my league of top-tier hotness. I'm eager to see what your daft aliens come-up with on this visit. Maybe an update to your powers will be needed. The Enforcer craves more power and more whips.

With warmer weather the gremlins and other evildoers seems to be more active.

I'm the person that the ancients speak of in their manuscript. The ancients know about this sort of thing!

One wonders what language these ancients wrote these manuscripts in? I doubt these ancients even could imagine hotness on my level. Michelle sets new standards.

 

[Long Lashes]

Omg! :floor::floor::floor:

and who are you talking to, who dared stitch me up?

I hope you enjoyed your very brief reign whilst I was away .... working on freeing our yacht from dock. BTW, my incredible hotness got the job done in this mission.

Well done N2H

I'm eager to see what your daft aliens come-up with on this visit. Maybe an update to your powers will be needed. The Enforcer craves more power and more whips.

With warmer weather the gremlins and other evildoers seems to be more active.

Rumour has it, that my Aliens intended to make me even hotter :danc: ... impossible to believe I know, because how could I possibly be any hotter than I already am?




Move along N2H, this throne and thread belongs to me now ..

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Omg! :floor::floor::floor:

and who are you talking to, who dared stitch me up?

I have many, many informants in my hotness network.

Well done N2H

The only thing done is your brief rule of this thread dear 'Lashes.

Rumour has it, that my Aliens intended to make me even hotter :danc: ... impossible to believe I know, because how could I possibly be any hotter than I already am?

If this rumour is to be believed they will have to find me to take pointers on the basics of incredible hotness.

If that happens I doubt they'll remember to return to you. I'm curious what tips or modifications they'll take to make you hotter? Heaven only knows ...

Move along N2H, this throne and thread belongs to me now ..

You can keep you weak and dainty wand. I prefer my Hammer of Hotness.

 

[Long Lashes]

Hahahaha!!

I have many, many informants in my hotness network.

Who is it? who? who? Is it those sweet little Minions? or maybe Bunny Heather? .. who dropped me in it? :bang:

The only thing done is your brief rule of this thread dear 'Lashes.

You don't let up do you N2H? No sooner have I reclaimed my rightful place as the ruler of this thread and up you pop .. heck I thought I was the stubborn one, but now I'm not so sure..Lol!

If this rumour is to be believed they will have to find me to take pointers on the basics of incredible hotness.

If that happens I doubt they'll remember to return to you. I'm curious what tips or modifications they'll take to make you hotter? Heaven only knows ...

No chance N2H.

My Aliens are highly intelligent .. ok they may lack basic common sense, but they are super intelligent and recognise real hotness when they see me :danc:

You can keep you weak and dainty wand. I prefer my Hammer of Hotness.

You look quite scary here N2H :eck: .. but, my unique and unrivalled hotness will not be intimidated ..





I am STILL the hottest on TT

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

You have me so flustered I had a typo in my thought bubble. Grrr! ​

Hahahaha!!

:dance1:It's the first day of Summer and being the hottest season I have to return to my throne as hottest on TT.

Who is it? who? who? Is it those sweet little Minions? or maybe Bunny Heather? .. who dropped me in it? :bang:

That is one of my closely guarded secrets my dear friend. Michelle is not a snitch.

You don't let up do you N2H? No sooner have I reclaimed my rightful place as the ruler of this thread and up you pop .. heck I thought I was the stubborn one, but now I'm not so sure..Lol!

'Lashes, this thread is my domain. When it comes to my hotness Michelle is a fighter!

No chance N2H.

My Aliens are highly intelligent .. ok they may lack basic common sense, but they are super intelligent and recognise real hotness when they see me :danc:

It seems they need a good eye exam too if they overlook me for you. All that solar radiation has messed with their eyes.

You look quite scary here N2H :eck: .. but, my unique and unrivalled hotness will not be intimidated ..

Intimidated? Michelle hasn't used her powers of hotness intimidation just yet. The Hammer of Hotness goes with my Hotness Crown quite well.

I am STILL the hottest on TT

Your reign lasted a whole 25 hours my dear friend .... 25 hours!!! Just bend the knee to Michelle.

 

[Long Lashes]

You have me so flustered I had a typo in my thought bubble. Grrr!

I just . I can't


Lol! . "in summer no less!!"

It's the first day of Summer and being the hottest season I have to return to my throne as hottest on TT.

What mumbo jumbo N2H everyone knows this thread is mine, mine mine!

That is one of my closely guarded secrets my dear friend. Michelle is not a snitch.

Oh really!


Is it those pesky gremlins? they've been unusually quiet recently, are they now working in cahoots with you N2H?

It seems they need a good eye exam too if they overlook me for you. All that solar radiation has messed with their eyes.

How very dare you, my aliens eyesight is 100x more powerful than ours.

They recognise genuine hotness when they see it .. i.e. me

Your reign lasted a whole 25 hours my dear friend .... 25 hours!!! Just bend the knee to Michelle.

Aw I do love those sweet minions of yours, they should be mine .... :hair:

Intimidated? Michelle hasn't used her powers of hotness intimidation just yet. The Hammer of Hotness goes with my Hotness Crown quite well.

:door: .... Time for you to go and leave this thread.




Bye N2H !

 

[Biggie]

Today in north Hampshire, the sun shines on the chosen one, the breeze is blow to clear all the hot air offered up by those that make outrageous claims to discredit the chosen one, the rightful holder of the crown. The son of Hampshire is destined to reign as NIH, the son's me by the way. My time has arrived, I'm ready to begin a long and prosperous reign.

But if anyone wishes to challenge me, I will hear all arguments and make a fair judgement to dismiss all claims. That's because I'm a nice guy.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

I just . I can't


Lol! . "in summer no less!!"

Summer is the season of hotness and me!

What mumbo jumbo N2H everyone knows this thread is mine, mine mine!

Oh really!


Is it those pesky gremlins? they've been unusually quiet recently, are they now working in cahoots with you N2H?

I would never hire those gremlins but they could be worshipers of my incredible hotness.

How very dare you, my aliens eyesight is 100x more powerful than ours.

They recognise genuine hotness when they see it .. i.e. me

And they get lost on outer space for months so I find your claims hard to believe my dear friend, hard to believe.

Aw I do love those sweet minions of yours, they should be mine .... :hair:

Well if you keep pulling your hair out Enrique will be mine as well.

:door: .... Time for you to go and leave this thread.

Bye N2H !

Today in north Hampshire, the sun shines on the chosen one, the breeze is blow to clear all the hot air offered up by those that make outrageous claims to discredit the chosen one, the rightful holder of the crown. The son of Hampshire is destined to reign as NIH, the son's me by the way. My time has arrived, I'm ready to begin a long and prosperous reign.

But if anyone wishes to challenge me, I will hear all arguments and make a fair judgement to dismiss all claims. That's because I'm a nice guy.

Your reign ended like so many that have crossed my path, short and uneventful.

 

[DallasFanForever]

It looks like Michelle and Lashes are a little tied up this week with other things so it was the perfect time for DFF to take the crown when no one was looking. And I have a feeling this is going to be a long reign.

 

[Biggie]

DFF, I was watching and I allowed you to try my crown on so that you may better understand the weight of responsibility I carry as the rightful wearer of the crown.

The burden is great. The challenges are many. Assassins are plentiful, but as the chosen one I'll be taking my crown back.... and we'll say no more on the matter.

I'll be under the Lightning Tree, looking super fabulous, should you wish to congratulate me.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

It looks like Michelle and Lashes are a little tied up this week with other things so it was the perfect time for DFF to take the crown when no one was looking. And I have a feeling this is going to be a long reign.

Thanks to 'Lashes enforcer powers we are no longer tied up. One wonders how we got tied up in the first place. A real investigations has to be conducted about those trying to stifle our hotness.

DFF, I was watching and I allowed you to try my crown on so that you may better understand the weight of responsibility I carry as the rightful wearer of the crown.

The burden is great. The challenges are many. Assassins are plentiful, but as the chosen one I'll be taking my crown back.... and we'll say no more on the matter.

I'll be under the Lightning Tree, looking super fabulous, should you wish to congratulate me.

You and DFF can battle it out under the Lightning Tree as I rule with Supreme Hotness with Iron Fist of Fury.

 

[DallasFanForever]

DFF, I was watching and I allowed you to try my crown on so that you may better understand the weight of responsibility I carry as the rightful wearer of the crown.

I thought it felt kind of heavy. Obviously I’m not used to wearing it.

I'll be under the Lightning Tree, looking super fabulous, should you wish to congratulate me

Not a fan of lightning as I’ve had a few close calls over the years working outside all day in stormy Florida. Is there another tree we can meet under?

Thanks to 'Lashes enforcer powers we are no longer tied up

It figures! If those powers work here even when she’s not, that’s pretty hard to combat. I have to respect The Enforcer for this, and that’s from one wildlife killer to another.

One wonders how we got tied up in the first place. A real investigations has to be conducted about those trying to stifle our hotness.

Uh oh. DFF calling his attorney for advice on this matter.

You and DFF can battle it out under the Lightning Tree as I rule with Supreme Hotness with Iron Fist of Fury.

There’s that Lightning Tree again. I sure wish we could call it something different. But I guess Thunder Tree and Rain Tree really don’t sound as menacing.

I feel good about this reign. Let’s see how long this one lasts. I say 3 to 4 months at least!