There's no such thing as horoscopes

[Snarky Oracle!]

Oh i ADORE guacamole., it's delicious!

Seeing the light -- His love always wins in the end.

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

Yeah, and he would never let an asshole like Trump be the king of the world. We'll see about that. ..

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Yeah, and he would never let an asshole like Trump be the king of the world. We'll see about that. ..

Earthly life is often about suffering, where the sociopaths rule.

What I'm saying is: face east and pray for guacamole -- it works! I literally picked up some guacamole at the store this morning!

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

I prayed 25 years for a Tomb Raider remastered, true to the original games - and it finally became true.
But does that prove Jesus?

Belief is also real to believers. Reality is relative.

I wouldn't say that belief makes life easier, but it can give you hope - which can be useful in case we struggle to move on.

Surely it can give you hope. So can believing in the pink unicorn give you hope as well.
I believe in no god, and that helps me through a lot! So are you right and am i wrong? By what standards?

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

prayed 25b years for a Tomb Raider remastered, true to the original games - and it finallybecame true.
But does that prove Jesus?

Yes, I think so.

Surely it can give you hope. So can believe in the pink unicorn give you hope as well. I believe in no god, and that helps me through a lot. So are you right and am i wrong? By what standards?

Who is this pink unicorn of whom you speak?

Is he truly sexier than this?

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

Who is this pink unicorn of whom you speak?

Is he truly sexier than this?

Of course not. The unicorn has nothing to do with sexualised idealism. It's just a higher being to provide peace for everyone.
Even for lesbian women, imagine that!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Of course not. The unicorn has nothing to do with sexualised idealism. It's just a higher being to provide peace for everyone.

More peace than this piece??

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

Yes, even for lesbian women, imagine that!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Yes, even for lesbian women, imagine that!

Are you ... are you sure??

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

Quite. It isn't even so stupid to judge genders or even humans. It is a god for every living thing

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

I believe in no god, and that helps me through a lot!

But God, much like Krystle Carrington, believes in you. And that's all that really matters.

Quite. It isn't even so stupid to judge genders or even humans. It is a god for every living thing

Sweetness!

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

Yeah well... just asked the unicorn and it said it's okay with your Jesus-nonsense, it'll forgive you in the end.

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

But it also said the world would be doomed if Trump wins a second time, so fingers crossed

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Yeah well... just asked the unicorn and it said it's okay with your Jesus-nonsense, it'll forgive you in the end.

Love is all about forgiveness, isn't it?

Sexy, maniacal forgiveness?

But it also said the world would be doomed if Trump wins a second time, so fingers crossed

It won't matter. We're doomed either way.

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

We're doomed either way.

True that. Maybe the dinosaurs will do better next time around. Interesting experiment with mankind, but it failed. Tremendously. Dinos FTW!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

True that. Maybe the dinosaurs will do better next time around. Interesting experiment with mankind, but it failed. Tremendously. Dinos FTW!

But we must try. Although I'm not sure Leto's cult-y, faux-Jesus, benign-Manson Taurus Rising shtick will really save us.

Not to be sacrilegious or anything.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Now there's some love... (but no horoscopic similarity at all).

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

No worries... once we're gone, Jesus will be there for the dinosaurs as well.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

No worries... Jesus will be there for the dinosaurs as well.

Well, Jared is in his fifties...

 

[Matthew Blaisdel]

As will I in a few weeks time